How long do we have to keep this song up?

Look bitch, I don’t know who the hell you think you are or if you remember who you’re talking to as if I’m just going to roll over and let you have him. Since you were less than cooperative, I’m taking Carlisle since I rightfully claimed him. Period.

Also, I hate your picture. Not cause you don’t look good, bc you do. But bc I picked loser pictures for both of us and now I’m the only one with a loser picture. Awesome.

Ew, Paul Bettany in the DaVinci Code was creepy, agreed. I associate him with A Beautiful Mind and A Knight’s Tale. He’s not pretty-looking, but he has… something.

Of course I saw 21, we have it. Manny & his love for all things poker-related, you know. And I saw Across the Universe (Diego loves it). It was good up to a point and then I completely lost interest. Although I agree that Beatles songs always = win. It just went downhill when it got a little too… ‘psychadelic’? But he’s a good claim, I admit. And I think RPatz could take some American-accent lessons from JSturg or Ed Westwick (which btw, I’m claiming).

Oh, and did you hear about the glorified fanfiction that is the upcoming Twilight tribute sequel? Yeahhhh, I thought you’d appreciate it… check it:
http://www.prlog.org/10203784-russet-noon-new-tribute-sequel-to-the-twilight-saga.html
I mean, I’m no lawyer but isn’t this… maybe, illegal?

Anyway, Coldplay is coming to Connecticut in May and I really, really want to go. I’d invite you, but I’m still shunning you and your absurd “I’ve heard of them” comment. Unless you become an actual fan and decide to go w/me bc I would support that. It would be soooo much fun, you in or what?

You know why KStew rejects RPatz’s affection? It’s bc he’s stinky. That’s right. I read it on MTV.com news so clearly it must be completely factual.

Also, I claim Ryan Reynolds, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick, Ian Somerhalder, Kellan Lutz, Tom Welling, and Taylor Lautner. The last one is more of a safety claim. In case he ends up being super hot in movie #2.

Btw, how’s your music coming along? And when can I hear it?

I was talking to my friend Katie, who just went to Vegas/the Grand Canyon, and she said the Grand Canyon was absolutely incredible and really wants to go back. There’s just a few days left until your big trip – how are you feeling? I read Las Vegas is really feeling the pinch bc no one wants to spend/gamble these days. So you’re going to have to single-handedly boost that entire economy.

Random: have you heard of this girl from Japan: Utada? She's this pop singer, she's huge in Japan and I heard one of her songs - Come Back to Me - and its pretty good, I like. I vote for that song up on the blogger.

It's almost Friday. Joy and joyness.

oh lesbian crushes

ah yes, my bad, i may as well speak directly to you, shouldn't i? no need for pretenses or affectations as if anyone else was out there :)

that was a mighty fine list of claimees in your last post. the only place i know paul bettany from is The Da Vinci Code . . . i'm a little scared of him =/ but i see the sex appeal. tru tru.

I have developed a lesbian crush on Kristin Stewart. but it's very similar to yours. sometimes i'm like . . . i can't stand you and your acting. like in the scene in Twilight where she's in the hospital bed telling Edward to never say things like that he's going to leave her for her own good. and then sometimes i see her in an interview or something i'm just like . . . how could robert pattinson not want you.

um, and Megan Fox, yeah . . . i'm pretty sure i was in sheer disbelief as to her gorgeousness when she came on the big screen in Transformers. but my only issue with her, which makes her somewhat less appealing to me, is that she knows she's amazing, too much so. her pictures are either too whorish or the exude too much "i'm the hottest person you've ever seen and you know it and i know it."

i'm SO excited for the new fast and the furious movie. that set of movies is one of the few sets that my brother and i both enjoy. michelle rodriguez is great though i guess i don't know the full extent of her greatness being that i don't watch Lost =/ my bad, my foul.

how did your laundry and studying go this weekend???

btw, i'm keeping carlisle. so sue me! i don't have much money to my name anyways haha.

also btw, you put music on the blog!!!!!!!!!! your geniousity is once again showing. i JUST got a lesbian crush on you.

should we claim lesbian crushes too? cause i'd claim gwen stefani and hayley williams and old school mariah carey.

oh and, did you ever see 21? i NEEEEEED to claim Jim Sturgess. he's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazingggggggggggggggly amazing. and adorable. lookee how cute he is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B4YKa9n3ls&feature=related

and to top it off, his singing is sexy too. this was the song i originally was trying to put on the blog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4g_wXJgjic&feature=related

if you haven't seen across the universe, you must you must you must. the music is quite fun. who doesn't love beatles' covers?

anyways, i suppose i'm gonna head to bed. i hope you're sleeping well chica . . .

lesbian crushes, carlisle is mine, & lots of claims

Since when did you claim carlisle? I feel like I distinctly remember saying he was mine in one of our emails. I feel a dispute coming on. Also, you can talk to me directly in your post. It's like an email... no one else is reading it except you and me bc no one else is enough of a loser.

So I saw I Love You, Man last night. Very good. Did I claim Dane Cook? bc I am. I'm also claiming Brady Quinn, Paul Bettany, Heath Ledger, Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Cristiano Ronaldo, Vince Vaughn, & David Beckham. Mmm, there's so many more delicious looking men... I want Wolverine and Gambit from X-Men... and maybe Iceman too. And Jim Halpert from the Office. I won't put them in the column right now as I really shouldn't be posting at all and I have no time. But later...

Also, I feel like I'm developing a lesbian crush on Kristen Stewart. I had this natural aversion to her bc I sorta, kinda despise Bella. But something about her is completely sexy. But then sometimes I look at her and I'm like... you look like a fucking pothead. It's a little of both, still undecided.

You know who I would totally do if I was a guy? Michelle Rodriguez, the girl from Fast & the Furious and also from Lost (if you were cool enough to watch the show, you'd know). She's not like... "pretty" per say, but she is just so hot. Oh, and Megan Fox... she's whoa hot, like it's unfair-that-she-exists hot.

Anyway, that was a lot of nothing. I should get to studying/doing laundry. Ugh... this sucks.

boy do i get tired after a long day of claiming people

what UP :)

so i just put in a good amount of claiming. it feels good. claimage is sweet. i just need to make one thing clear though; i must qualify one of my claimees. i claim robert pattinson, the PERSON. this is because his positives such as his overwhelmingly adorable laugh and personality surpass the negative: the acting he did in the film Twilight. i just have to say though Robert Pattinson himself . . . well, i could just eat him up with a spoon; he's that sweet.

i also have to say that i think my cohort in this claiming spree has done a fantabulous job with our new layout <333 i'm a big fan :)

and here we go...

Okay... so this is the new blog and I'm loving it. I've been playing around with it for about 2 hours now and it's exhausting. It's a whole new blog server than I'm used to so it took forever to figure out what was going on. I'm clearly getting too old for this if I can't pick it up faster. Do you like it? bc if you hate it, we can totally change it.

I made your column on the right and I realize you have more claims than I listed for you, but I just don't remember them all. So when you remember them, just add them. Do you like the pictures I chose for us? I think we look totally normal and sane.

Also, I'm going to go ahead and claim Paul Rudd bc he is just on fire lately. Are you going to watch his new movie?

Anyway, that's all for now. I better not be the only one posting on this thing!

I don't really remember ALL the bodies that belong to me =/ But, I do know a handful of my most prized possessions.

I CLAIM JEFFREY DONOVAN (real human - actor: Burn Notice)
I CLAIM JARED HOWE (fictional character: The Host)
I CLAIM IAN O'SHEA (fictional character: The Host)

*grumbling* I guesss my memory is good enough to recall that Ana claimed Edward (needs no description) and Jacob (same) and Emmet (sameee) so yeah, I'll just let that go. But . . .

Note: None of the following 3 characters will have any description beside their names because that's just degrading . . . if you don't know where these names are from, get away from here.

I CLAIM JASPER HALE
I CLAIM CARLISLE CULLEN
I CLAIM SETH CLEARWATER (He mighttt be a bit young, but he's adorable. I claim him as a friend. Until he is of age.)

I think I've done some good claiming tonight.

Sweet dreams everyone; live and love intenselyyy.

**amri

Hello there.

This is the "amri" part of "amriana" here. Hello there :) First, a big up to the "ana" part of "amriana." What uppp <3

Now, getting down to business. It's really quite simple. Ana and I like to claim things (people, specifically). It doesn't matter if the people are real or not; fictional characters work just fine for us. No one is safe from our desires of claimage.

Long story short, our intense passion for claimage recently brought us to the point where we realized we no longer remembered who belonged to whom. And speaking on behalf of the both of us, we don't like to lose track of what is rightfully ours.

Hence, here we are at blogger in an attempt to straighten out our property.

Well let's get things going! Ain't nothing to it but to do it.

**amri