lesbian crushes, carlisle is mine, & lots of claims

Since when did you claim carlisle? I feel like I distinctly remember saying he was mine in one of our emails. I feel a dispute coming on. Also, you can talk to me directly in your post. It's like an email... no one else is reading it except you and me bc no one else is enough of a loser.

So I saw I Love You, Man last night. Very good. Did I claim Dane Cook? bc I am. I'm also claiming Brady Quinn, Paul Bettany, Heath Ledger, Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Cristiano Ronaldo, Vince Vaughn, & David Beckham. Mmm, there's so many more delicious looking men... I want Wolverine and Gambit from X-Men... and maybe Iceman too. And Jim Halpert from the Office. I won't put them in the column right now as I really shouldn't be posting at all and I have no time. But later...

Also, I feel like I'm developing a lesbian crush on Kristen Stewart. I had this natural aversion to her bc I sorta, kinda despise Bella. But something about her is completely sexy. But then sometimes I look at her and I'm like... you look like a fucking pothead. It's a little of both, still undecided.

You know who I would totally do if I was a guy? Michelle Rodriguez, the girl from Fast & the Furious and also from Lost (if you were cool enough to watch the show, you'd know). She's not like... "pretty" per say, but she is just so hot. Oh, and Megan Fox... she's whoa hot, like it's unfair-that-she-exists hot.

Anyway, that was a lot of nothing. I should get to studying/doing laundry. Ugh... this sucks.